Welcome to the cult.

If you found your way here, you must already understand a bit of the Blargen; that creeping sensation in the background of every passing instant. It is that emotion that is the truest that any conscious entity can perceive. It is known most when in moments of intensity, it takes the form of the act of ultimate acceptance of all things; it is when one must cry a mournful “BLAAAAAARRRRRG” as a mantra representing that act.