CAN YOU BLARG?

It is less of a question of if you can Blarg, but rather more if you have Blarged.

Deep inside all of us lies a constant of Blarg. To Blarg is to accept any and all situations, to understand the insignificance of all that exists, and to allow that to bring you into a state of transcendence above all of your worldly woes. The issues within our reality will always exist, but we can choose to accept that and move forward.

Have you ever been stuck in traffic while everyone around you is doing 10 off the speed limit both faster and slower, wildly changing lanes with little to no regard for anyone else on the road, and you choose to accept that this is a fact of life?

That is a moment in which you have Blarged.

Have you ever been scrolling through TV channels, or streaming sites or YouTube, etcetera, and find nothing of any interest whatsoever and you semi-actively make a decision to continue to scroll, knowing more concretely with each passing second that you will not find anything of interest until the anxiety reaches a pinnacle and you decide to just stare at a wall until you get a notification or someone else enters the room? That is a moment in which you have Blarged.

Have you ever gone to a grocery store without a plan and find yourself wandering aimlessly, looking at random ingredients, and failing to generate ideas for how you could use them, even if you know literally 100 dishes that could be made with nearly every item you look at; then you eventually realize that you’ve been there for 4 whole hours with an empty cart and the staff is starting to look at you strangely so you quickly pick out some frozen pizzas and similar fare, accepting that you have no clue what you want to eat at all within the next few days.

That is a moment in which you have Blarged.